Have I earned the right to use the adjective “eightiestastic?”
video killed the radio star // the buggles
in my mind and in my car
we can’t rewind, we’ve gone too far
pictures came and broke your heart
put the blame on vtr
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
Calm down John Green
'do not fall in love with people like me'
don’t worry i won’t
"You cannot resist the allure of my body! I am sexually appealing to everyone!" declares the charismatic, pretty vampire.
The hunter seems to fall under the spell, lured in and glassy eyed.
“Aha, I knew-” began the vampire gleefully, only to be cut off by a stake protruding through their heart.
“You’re an egotistic asshat,” states the hunter.
“B-but how?,” the vampire cries.
The hunter pauses and replies, “I’m a sex-repulsed asexual.”